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 12:55 | 9/Apr/2008 |
| GOOD GOLFER | |
| A golfer tees up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him. As he approached...
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| 12:31 | 4/Apr/2008 |
| JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER | |
| Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about". Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for J...
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| 19:12 | 2/Apr/2008 |
| MIKE IS DEAD | |
| Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went...
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| 13:28 | 27/Mar/2008 |
| CHINAMEN :-) | |
| Hey guys , Do u want some mind twistler . Really the looks of these chinese people are so same. Also many times their names are so confusing. Here is 1 funny story about that 1 chinese told me when a group from IBM china came to IBM india. But I really feel sorry for that I really dont remember his name . Also next day I fergot Who really out of th...
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| 12:59 | 27/Mar/2008 |
| COURT TACTICS | |
| A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might...
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| 12:55 | 27/Mar/2008 |
| HOTEL | |
| Mary Sue was visiting the big city for the first time. She checks into her hotel and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him. "Young man -- I may be old and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid *good* money and this room won't do at ALL! It's ...
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| 18:45 | 26/Mar/2008 |
| ALL ABOARD! | |
| Little Johnny’s mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cau...
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| 18:14 | 26/Mar/2008 |
| OOPS | |
| A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give t...
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| 15:18 | 26/Mar/2008 |
| Beauty with brain | |
| I had one funny incident during work at office. Well actually that was funny for other people when i told them and that was a disaster for me . I was working on a SAP project at client side. Team size was of 10 people. Out of 10, 5 were supposed to do programming. I was new to everybody in the team & wasn’t knowing how people are good at programmin...
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| 18:58 | 25/Mar/2008 |
| Smoking & drinking | |
| Today I was having a bit of cough & cold , so I visited a doctor . He asked do u smoke? I replied “Yes I do “. Then he told me that this is smokers cough!!!Then he asked "Do U drink ? " I replied " Yes I do Whats wrong with that I do exercise everyday , So I don’t think there should be a problem "He said these are all poisonous . They will kill y...
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| Noanee Kapadia | 19:46 | 26/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (398)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Indian Army,Himal...
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| Paraplegic Centre in Pune ,You act now. |
| Dear Friends ,I have written about Paraplegic Centre in Pune earlier..Some more on it , I visited the Centre yesterday in Pune ,DR.Col Jyoti ,who looks after them is God in human form .My request is to those who can, must visit the centre. if you can visit in the evening you can share some hours with the inmates ,they are free ,and are playing game...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (291)
| City: Ranchi
| Interests: computerjobs
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| daniel ribero | 22:46 | 7/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (342)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Business Networki...
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| I fell out of love --- Fidelity Excuse |
| I find this dilemma rather common for younger couples, probably mid or late 30s and younger.Usually one reports, “falling out of love” and is truly disturbed bythis shift. He/she (and this is not merely a female problem!) wants to“recapture” those feelings. This person has found a “significant other” who has stirred those dormant feelings and this ...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:57 | 17/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (461)
| City: Patna
| Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
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| You could save a life |
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| STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R . If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party , a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her c...
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| braham sharoha | 20:04 | 25/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (19)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: blogging, knowing...
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| SUCCESSwhat is success to me?it is a milestone achieved after hardwork, determination , and zeal.why do i go for it? because it is the culmination of a challenge, a path of joy and creativity, spersed with welcome unexpected bountifalls, well lined up by onlookers and bystanders afraid too afraid to take the first step, just watching me go by not k...
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| shivani narula | 13:47 | 8/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (105)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: READING
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| TRUST.... |
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| Sometimes putting too much of blind faith in someone once we thought understand us back fires!And nothing hurts more than that once that feeling comes that whom you trusted blindly shows discontent , mistrust suddenly wrapped in the streaks of paranoia.Unknowingly and unintentionally things grow bitter or do we allow them to? Again Does it really ...
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