A golfer tees up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

    Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
 
    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer", to which the man replied:  "Got here in two, didn't I?"